For those antiabortion trolls who blame the decline of America on homosexuals, abortion, non-believers, separation of church and state, and evolution, it’s pretty evident that it is their thinking that exemplifies what is wrong with this country. So, I think it’s time for them to change their ways. Time to make some New Year’s resolutions. After all, from the activists who troll outside abortion clinics to the charlatans begging for dollars on the Internet to fund their celebrity causes to the Mephistophelian machinations of the 1%, these whackadoodles pander to the lowest common denominator and they need to stop. Their common practices use emotional sound bytes over science, dogma over demographic actualities, and capitalist doomsday myths over corporeal reality. So, based on their top ten lies, I offer a list of New Year’s resolutions to help them become better human beings..
Resolution #1 – I’ll stop saying God is Prolife
If you believe God is prolife, then explain how women’s bodies abort a fertilized egg, often without them even knowing? Isn’t this an event that is part of God’s plan for woman’s nature? This nonsense is like another expression–God is offended by baby-killing– because it positions their sorry buts as omniscient, which is, of course, utterly impossible. Nonetheless, here’s your first resolution. Just accept that you’re wrong about this God is prolife and other stuff. Admit that you don’t know jack.
Resolution #2 – I know this is a lie so I’ll stop saying, “Your baby loves you, wants to go to the beach, to play ball, to have a birthday.”
If you believe this, explain how a 14-week fetus communicates these desires? The fact is that you can only rely on myths and wishes, definitely not science. No fetus of any gestation can express love or wants.
Resolution #3 – I’ve said, “Real women protect their children” when I know all women are real.
If you believe this, define fake women. Explain what fake women do to their children. Tell us how you can discriminate between a fake and real woman. Are you saying that women who have abortions are fake women? If women who have had abortions are fake, why should we believe all those women who stand outside clinics saying, “I regret my abortion”? Aren’t they fake, too? So, my third resolution is to recognize that all women are real and quit using this stupid comment.
Resolution #4 – I’ll stop proclaiming “The Lord put that child there and the Lord is the only one to take that child away.”
Not true. This pregnancy is a result of sex. And, no, this pregnancy is not some divine intervention. Ah,yes, sex. So, I resolve to stop with the fairy tales about the “Mary Syndrome” of divine conception.
Resolution #5 – I know this is an egregious lie, so I’ll stop saying “Abortion is America’s Holocaust.”
If you believe this, explain how, exactly, the government is like the Nazi government in forcing abortion on women. Is the government forcing specific groups of women because of their ethnicity or religion or skin color? Further, comparing the Holocaust to abortion is blasphemous, offensive and utterly outrageous. Irin Carmon, Slate.com, writes, “It requires an unquestioning equivalence between living people systematically murdered for their ethnic, religious or sexual identity and an embryo or fetus dependent on a woman’s body for survival.” But I don’t expect those in the antiabortion industry to connect the dots, to understand this unquestioning equivalence. Resolution number five for anti abortion activists: Say, “I agree that this comparison is a lie and I’ll stop perpetuating it.
Resolution #6 – Yet another lie that I know nothing about is “The doctor doesn’t care for you. He only wants your money.”
What proof do you have for such a claim? Why would a doctor choose to work in a field that has been stigmatized by the medical community? Why would a doctor put his or her life on the line (and that of his/her family) if it were only for money? Why would a doctor work in an area of women’s health care that endures more regulations than any other field? There’s no question that any intelligent professional wants to earn a living wage and doctors are no different. But to single out doctors who perform abortions as uncaring and totally profit-driven misses the very real fact. These docs know they are helping women. So, repeat this five times and say five hail mary’s: You have my word that I will stop lying about the doctor.
Resolution #7 – I keep telling women “Abortion Causes Breast Cancer” but it’s a lie.
Explain how it is that approximately 1.2 million abortions are performed each year, yet, only a little over 230, 000 new cases of invasive breast cancer were expected to be diagnosed in women in the U.S.? Explain how you can continue to believe this when absolutely every respected medical and scientific organization and research institute finds your claim to be bogus? AntiAbortionists: Saying this over and over does not make it truthful so I promise to stop spreading this malarkey.
Resolution #8 – I keep telling women “All Women Regret Their Abortion” but that’s not true either.
How in the name of all that is rationale, could you honestly tender such an outrageous claim unless you have interviewed every woman who has ever had an abortion? To say that you know that all women regret their abortion is to say that you are omniscient which we all know is the furthest from the truth. Your #8 resolution: Truth telling amongst us anti abortion activists is so highly regarded that it is seldom practiced. So from now on, we won’t say such nonsense.
Resolution #9 – Some of us try to get abortion workers to quit knowing we will not help them very much.
While literally thousands of converts flock to abortion every year after realizing how much they do not or can not remain pregnant, there are a paltry few who find leaving abortion work an avenue for profit and celebrity status. What some former workers realize is that they can profit handsomely, as former Planned Parenthood employee Abby Johnson has. She was blind to her own poor performance as an employee and now “sees” herself squarely amidst the multi-million dollar prolife industry as a pseudo celebrity. We know the prolife industry won’t really help workers find jobs. AntiAbortionists: We just say we’ll help. Again we must stop these lies.
Resolution #10 – Some of our priests told us to pray “I spiritually adopt the life of the unborn child” when I don’t really know what this means.
This is a rather recent incarnation of the anti abortion industry’s propaganda. What does it mean to spiritually adopt someone’s fetus? Think about it. Their prayer goes “Jesus, Mary and Joseph I love you very much. I beg you to spare a life of the unborn child that I have spiritually adopted who is in danger of abortion.” The dorks that protest outside the Allentown Planned Parenthood, not satisfied with the rhetorical blandness of this prayer, have changed it up a bit by saying “I beg you to spare a life of the unborn child that I have spiritually adopted who is in danger of being murdered.” Let’s face it. They don’t believe any child is being murdered. They’re just freakin’ drama queens. If they truly believed that babies were being murdered, one would think they’d call the police. And to be perfectly frank, it’s bound to be so much cheaper to spiritually adopt an unborn than to actually adopt a born child. Spiritually adopting someone’s fetus requires no work, just a lot of meaningless hot air. So, as my final new year’s resolution for you folks, repeat after me: I’ll either adopt a real kid or shut up.
Here’s hoping that 2013 will see anti abortionists, AKA sidewalk counselors, embrace embrace truth and compassion for all women. Seriously, here’s hoping they begin by sticking their noses into their rosary beads and prayers and out of everyone else’s business.
Anne Frank wrote, “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” It’s a great time for improving the world, one protester at a time.
December 28, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Love the Article.
My guess is that there will be very few AntiChoicers to make any substantial New Years resolutions!
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December 29, 2012 at 6:34 am
Thanks, maryquinlan.
Of course, you are probably right to say so. One article beseeching them to change their ways will not have much of an impact, I’m sure. They are so far gone, so deluded, that it would take much more for them to change.
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December 29, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Here’s my problem. I thought your article was very good. Yet, and this is constructive criticism, and not a simple juxtaposition of writing styles. Why do you intice the pro-lifer’s so? I have my own reasons, but I think you have to give a little bit of concession to them. Although I see nothing in your arguments but.. wait is there anything? Nope you got it. They are quite dismal in their arguments…
But to speak the truth I believe doctors in other fields to be kind of menacing. Dentists. For example. Or doctors offices in general…
Enticingly so, every argument goes deeper than these petty claims you have been so contrived by this society to relinquish among the query.
It comes down to the things pro-lifers and those alike spew, such as abortion causing breast cancer, intelligent design, Holocaust ideations, Hate speech, and even rape sperm. These and other arguments boil down to the simple fact that we as a society don’t teach our children or each other to look at a dilemia from a causal perspective. One in which the objective eye claims no subjectivity upon the argument they have before them.
All of the arguments you have laid out come from the very essence of pathos. A pathetic cry for the babies lost. That very well probably would not have survived. The real missing key is the logic in which you form around life. Not enduring another’s pain, like the women being forced to castration or any of the other horrific things the world adjourns on a common day.
So, Thank you Fem for giving us the insightful run down of a prolifers arguementative patterns I hope to see many painstaking examples for years to come.
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December 30, 2012 at 8:33 am
good example of the anti abortion goons who believe “God told me to act like an idiot”
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/screaming-bare-chested-anti-abortionist-removed-u-s-capitol-cops-article-1.1229246
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December 30, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Resolution #1. Continue to pray that abortion zealot’s/activist’s hearts are softened to love both the woman AND her unborn child and to expend all of their future energies in that regard. Amen.
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December 31, 2012 at 11:36 am
For all you twits who think pregnancy is God’s gift or miracle, listen up. It is positively not a ‘little miracle’. A miracle is defined as: a highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment. Pregnant? Well… your baby was very probable, considering the fact that you have adhered to the suburban heterosexual timetable from the moment you were born. And it is certainly not extraordinary. 132 million babies are born every year. That’s three times more babies than Cadburys Creme Eggs. What you have done, though deeply moving for you both, is mundane… ordinary… routine and banal. Some flies hatched in my wellington boot last spring. I did not coo.
So go ahead and expend your energies into your treasured ejaculate you call a fully formed human baby. Even weirdos, narrow minded bigots and perverts have rights.
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December 31, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Parker, a bit too much info about treasured junk….yuck
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December 31, 2012 at 1:34 pm
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
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December 31, 2012 at 2:18 pm
ha, ha. good one.
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December 31, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Just a point of clarification: We who support women who choose abortion do so because we believe in women, trust them and respect them. You don’t have to believe me, though, to know who loves women enough to trust and respect them. We’re not the ones lurking outside clinics
Yelling
Intimidating
Lying
Terrorizing
Bullying
Stigmatizing
Threatening
Swarming
Hating
Misrepresenting
Victimizing
Oppressing
Mistreating
NOPE. NOT US.
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December 31, 2012 at 3:35 pm
No. not you Kate. You’re on the front lines cheering them on while they pay to have their children dismembered. Yes. that’s YOU Kate. I keep praying that you’ll have a change of heart some day. I would hate to see you meet God with your current belief system still intact.
Meanwhile a further point of clarification: pro-life advocates are praying, believing, trusting in God, picking up the pieces of the broken, suffering post abortive women, mentoring them, driving women to doctor’s appts., hospital visits, visiting them in hospitalizations, baby sitting and tutoring for their other children, helping them further their education and/or get employment, having baby showers for them, supplying them with needs for their children, born and unborn, hosting christenings, buying groceries, clothing, coats, bedroom sets, swimming pools, Christmas gifts, cars, etc,
Again Kate – anything in the above paragraph you’ve ever done for a woman who desperately wants to keep her child? A woman in a difficult situation who feels she has no other choice but to go inside an abortion mill and end her child’s life? You see we are the ones who do love the women by helping them in a positive way in their situation. We feel privileged to be lucky enough to be able to embrace a women because we cared enough about that woman and her unborn child yet we hadn’t even known her prior to meeting her out front of an abortion mill.
Yes, we pro-lifers are blessed to even have the privilege to be present during the birth of many of these children. Sadly, for you Kate, it’s very urbane to be sarcastic at the expense of the women you claim to love while having no regard for their unborn child and, therefore, being complicit in their murders. You would be better served in the eyes of God to join us. It’s particularly sad in this blessed Christmas season to see someone with a heart as cold as yours towards the beauty and sanctity of life.
Any of these women that we have assisted would have nothing but kind words and gratitude for the help they’ve received from us.
With love – your friend always.
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December 31, 2012 at 5:33 pm
And again, you refuse to recognize that millions of women do not want to be pregnant, do not want children, do not want their privacy invaded by folks like you, and do not want your help. For those who do want your help, who do want to carry their pregnancy to term and want you in their lives, it’s terrific that you and your friends help them. I’d offer congratulations but you are quite adept at offering your own boastfulness and self-congratulatory diatribes.
Abortion is a tough decision for many women. I’ll admit that it is, based on interviews and research. But it remains a positively wonderful option, that is safe, legal and morally right decision. Millions of women attest to the fact that abortion was the right choice for them. That’s an impossible stance for you to consider. And for that impossibility, I feel sorry for you and your psychosclerosis. You can wallow all you want about my “hardened heart” about fetuses. But a woman’s wishes are always more important than any fetus. If she doesn’t want it, that’s her choice. If she does want the fetus, that’s her choice, as well. Either choice is a positive choice based on the wishes of the woman and NOT based the perversity of anyone else, including you.
As for your query about my helping women, I’ll tell this much. I’ve not only helped with trivialities(like showers and gifts), I’ve lodged women and their children, senior women, single men, displaced women, and displaced dogs in my home for years at a time, all expenses paid. And when one of those women wanted to carry her fetus to term and then adopt it out, I was there for her at the hospital during labor and delivery and at discharge as she handed over her daughter. Or if she was pregnant and wanted an abortion, I would be there for her as well, as a companion, as I was years ago. Never felt the need to share this or brag about it. It’s what I have done and will continue to do. But since you asked, there it is.
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January 1, 2013 at 11:59 am
I think that’s the difference, Kate. You dont brag about it, you just help those in need – like so many of us. The pro-lifers feel this need to stand outside of a clinic and intercept women in a stressful situation. Why dont they just work quietly, without upsetting women? No, I think they’re just looking for attention or, worse, they’ve just got nothing else to do with their lives and they just think women should be controlled.
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January 1, 2013 at 1:43 pm
Anonymous,
It’s been my observation of a very small collective of anti abortion women who lurk outside the Allentown PA abortion clinics that they brag about the same stuff—baby showers, buying stuff, helping with furniture, etc. Lots of talk, talk, talk. Several years ago, a New York colleague who runs a clinic told me that these protesters feel victimized and vulnerable. So bragging about coins they throw to beggars relieves the pain they have in their lonely lives. It seems to me if they truly believed in helping, they would work toward changing the very structures in our society that disenfranchise the poor, the homeless and the hungry. Instead they throw crumbs and boast of their meager accomplishment as if they were altruistic. They’re not. They’re just pitiful pearls groveling for recognition they can’t find at home or in their profession (if they had one).
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January 1, 2013 at 1:52 pm
Ah Kate, but you have felt the need to boast (above para) in former discussions right here on this blog in fact. It’s the one where you wrote about your above kindnesses (for which I commend you) and used the pronouns “I, Me and My” about 50 times. I only say this to point out your hypocrisy in a gentle manner.
So much for that. As for me, I am merely trying to tell you that rather than view us as the hateful bunch you portray us to be, why not try and see that we do have love in our hearts for both the woman and her baby. I would only hope that it is the rare woman who thinks aborting her baby is a ‘wonderful option.’ How sad it would be if that is true.
Perhaps a woman being interviewed and/or contributing to your research is still going through the abortion grieving process and is trying to justify her actions. For you to say that having an abortion was a “positively wonderful option” is a repulsive statement at best and indeed a very sad indication of the morally decrepit society in which we now live. I highly doubt when a post abortive man or woman search their conscience at night about their experience that “a positively wonderful option” would hardly be how they would describe it. In fact, we have helped wipe the tears of many women from your mill and other mills who minutes and even decades later weep for their children.
Love to you and I remain your friend always.
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January 1, 2013 at 11:03 am
What is particularly *sad* is your ignorance about those who don’t share your religion with crap like “this blessed Christmas season” and talk about murder and name calling all in one unenlightened paragraph. For millions of us who are Jewish or atheist or Buddhist, this is a great time off from work. Nothing more, you big moron.
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January 1, 2013 at 11:54 am
Actually, not a bad point, Horace. But I wouldn’t have gotten personal the way you did! Happy Festivus!
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January 1, 2013 at 1:48 pm
Many of my friends see the winter break as a time to catch up with reading, with family and friends and some well-deserved down time. December 25 is a day for Chinese food and a movie.
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January 1, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Further indication I need to step up my prayer for you.
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January 3, 2013 at 10:19 am
I love Chinese!
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January 1, 2013 at 11:56 am
How are pro-lifers “furthering their education?” What does that mean exactly? Will you help pay for the education of the baby that you “forced” her to bear?
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January 1, 2013 at 1:45 pm
Good questions, especially considering that most of these women who push maternity on women do not hold much educational prowess themselves.
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December 31, 2012 at 2:50 am
Great article. I like your views there.
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December 31, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Thanks, Apryl. Best wishes for a wonderful 2013.
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December 31, 2012 at 10:51 am
The prolifers’ battle jettisons any moral precepts of conduct and kindness. The sidewalk terrorists accept, if not condone, the invasion of women’s privacy as the unfortunate cost of **their war** on abortion and women. They operate under a moral code of their own creation. It’s unfortunate that so many of these anti abortion folks are tragically disrespectful, unsupportive, unloving toward women who choose abortion. They ignore the rights of these women, just like the Taliban, because of their unfortunate beliefs. Don’t hold your breath waiting for the Taliban or the American Taliban, aka prolifers, to amend their ways.
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December 31, 2012 at 5:34 pm
No joke. Just read the clap trap from Your Friend….
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January 1, 2013 at 3:46 pm
Talk about a hardened head—
YF says “to say that having an abortion was a “positively wonderful option” is a repulsive statement at best and indeed a very sad indication of the morally decrepit society in which we now live”
This is an example of how very little his/her world is, indeed. Women have been aborting fetuses for centuries across the globe. Yet YF’s statement suggests that this nation (I’m assuming the US?) is the ony one to invent and/or use abortion. No wonder this world is in trouble with all these religionists ignorant of history and truth. Oy.
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January 1, 2013 at 8:56 pm
YFAS, hands out more of the smug, pedantic, self-righteous, smarmy goo that the “holy and sanctified” like to smear all over the place. Ghastly, sickening, and utterly without one iota of the ‘love’ that it claims to have. I think I need an insulin shot now.
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January 1, 2013 at 9:43 pm
Thanks, Anne,
What I find particularly troubling is the likes of YF are like so many of the Taliban/fundamentalists who absolutely refuse to recognize reality beyond their own little world. If women say they have NO regrets about their abortion, these types claim that’s not true. They essentially tell women that they “know better” which, truly, is a saying “I’m superior to you” because I know better. They lie about whatever suits their own agenda, using, as you say, pedantic, self-righteous, smarmy goo of the “holy and sanctified” poppycock. The fact remains that millions of good, morally upright women have abortions and have NO regrets, nor should they. Abortion is safer than childbirth, is legal and is an important medical/surgical treatment for women. A fetus is nothing more than what one makes of it. For some women, a fetus is a major inconvenience, a collection of disposable tissue. For others, the fetus is a baby-in-progress but not important enough to ruin her life or the life of her current children. So, abortion, thank God, remains a positively wonderful option.
But, for these rosary-toting, “I’ll pray for you” folks, the fetus is talking and turning cartwheels two hours after conception, shouting hoorah.They take anthropomorphizing to a fetishistic art form. They couch their truths in saccharine lies drawn from sadistic, religious leaders and they don’t even recognize how duped they are—they just lap up the doctrinal poison like mad dogs in a meat house. If anyone needs to pray for anyone, if anyone is so inclined, I’d suggest they begin with the religious fundamentalists who call themselves prolife–lurking in the legislative offices or slithering along the sidewalks outside abortion clinics. There is very little difference between these life-stifling folks and the Taliban, especially because they are Hell-bent on making women’s reproductive rights null and void.
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January 2, 2013 at 8:47 am
Speaking of the Taliban, if these anti-choice fanatics have their way, as RH Reality has posted, “the United States will join other fundamentalist countries in denying women their very personhood. There is H.R. 3, the Let Women Die Act, passed in the last Congress by the rabidly anti-woman House majority. There is the “Sanctity Of Human Life [As Long As You Are Not Female] Act,” so strongly supported by former Vice Presidential candidate and current congressman, Paul Ryan (R-WI). There are heartbeat bans, and bans on medication abortion, laws that force doctors to lie to women, and laws that force women to undergo unnecessary trans-vaginal and abdominal ultrasounds. There are attacks on Planned Parenthood and Title X, past and future. And in addition to the terrorism and accosting of women is evidence wherever safe abortion care is provided, there is harassment at clinics that do not even provide abortions.”
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January 3, 2013 at 10:14 am
Fortunately, RB, President Obama was re-elected so any serious anti-choice legislation will never make it into law. For the next two years, the big battles will be on the state level. But we do have to be persisent and not let our guard down.
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January 3, 2013 at 10:14 am
Anonymous is me, Pat Richards…
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February 9, 2014 at 2:26 am
I absolutely love this! I hotslney got so excited after you shook you’re hair at the end and all of a sudden got so much volume. I haven’t seen that dreadlock technique anywhere but I can’t wait to try it. You’re hair came out so beautiful!
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January 3, 2013 at 4:03 pm
i just really hope you did that or didnt. lets just keep the anonymity thing going here.
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